DAFFY DEFINITIONS

Smile: A curve which can set a lot of things straight

Dentist: A person who puts metal in your mouth and pulls out coins from your pocket.

Nurse: A person who wakes up a patient to give him a sleeping pill.

Alcohol: A liquid which is useful for preserving almost every thing,except secrets.

Bald: Having less hair to comb,but more face to scrub and wash.

Shaving: An exercise performed by a man to distinguish himself from apes or monkeys.